Joke
19th October 2000.
There was a couple who had been married for 20 years,but the husband always insisted on having sex in total darkness.
One night while they were making love,his wife decided she'd had enough.She turned on the light and looked down,only to see that her husband was holding a cucumber.
Horrified, she started screaming abuse at him."I don't believe it"she cried."How could you have lied to me for all these years? You'd better explain yourself."
The husband looked her in the eyes and said calmly: "I'll explain the cucumber if you can explain our three kids."
