20th February 1999.
A man buys a parrot, brings it home, and sets it in its cage on the table.
Give me seed now said the the parrot
Pardon said the man
GIVE ME SEED NOW said the parrot
Do that again said the man And I will put you in the freezer
GIVE ME SEED NOW
With that the man grabs the parrot
by its neck and slams it in the freezer
Its cold and dark in here cries the parrot
Let me out
I promise to be good
The man relents and takes the parrot out of the freezer
The parrot looks up at the man and says
What the f*ck did the chicken do ! ! !